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A funny and wholesome World of Warcraft machinima animated short film where we meet The Stormwind Guard in WoW where he points out twelve things the world could really benefit to learn from World of Warcraft to make the world a better place. #worldofwarcraft #machinima #gaming #wholesome #funny
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Valuable life lessons, Light be with you.
Words and wisdom to live by. Light be with you.
Well said Footman! Light be with you! Oh and may we hear from a Vulpera Guardian sometime? :3
I feel enlightened!
Everything I need to know about life I learned from (old school) Star Wars, (old school) Star Trek and The (new school) Stormwind Guard.
Noice, incredibly wholesome and wholly valuable advice. Good on you sir, Happy New Year to you and yours.
Dear Supreme Commander of The Stormwind Guard Hank:
My wife and I just read your hilarious real life advice from World of Warcraft letter. It was very inspirational, and after reading it carefully, my spouse realized that she definitely needed to improve upon herself and destroy the void that was growing within her mind, body, being, heart and soul. She realized that it was time to reveal to everyone who she really was. She ordered the entire garrison to a colossal-sized "town hall meeting;" and there, she decimated the contracts that her demons bounded to her. After that, she ordered our priests to flush the ever-living eternal darkness that was within her. "The Lil' Helpers" were absolutely essential in the success of this "cleansing" if you will. Long story short, she screeched in absolute TERROR and the demons were all desperately trying to suck the life-force out of her; but it was too late! "The Lil' Helpers" did what they do best (especially during invasions) and they kicked the ever living behind out of those vile monstrosities! In conclusion: She successfully eliminated the darkness that was within her, and we could hear Xalateth screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" off in the distance! Then, the great Light entity "symbol-like being" herself came along with Yrel, and they blessed her now lifeless body with light energy, and all of her shape-shifting powers vanished……and I was waiting in anticipation as to WHAT my wife truly was after all of this madness occurred. Was she a troll? A draenei? A dwarf? A tauren? What did she really look like? And then…….the light particles settled down and disappeared, and my mouth fell open! She is an Earthen! At this point, I was asking a lot of questions to myself as to HOW she went from Khaz Algar to Eastern Kingdoms and if she was being manipulated by Xalateth or maybe Azeroth herself was guiding her to me or………..something?! I didn't know. She looked at me, and she apologized for not being upfront about all of this. She explained to me that Xalateth promised her freedom from her miserable mindlessly contained existence and allowed her to come to The Eastern Kingdoms and interact with the humans of Stormwind. The only price was that she had to use the darkness to shape-shift into different entities and beings, make up a backstory, and continue to "spy" on the humans of Stormwind for Xalateth's benefit. She regretted everything, and she truly wished that she NEVER made a deal with such a monster like that dreaded Void-Inducing Elf-Whore EVER AGAIN; but she swore that she would redeem herself form this point onward and FIGHT against Xalateth and the god-awful titans as well! She has blue skin, red eyes, golden high-tail hair, NO beard (thank god), golden eyebrows, NO gems sticking out of her body (again, thank god), and a Face 1. She now wears a Red Dinner Suit and Earthen Sandals (that are made out of REAL solid gold)! Oh, and she also has a rustic Tuskarr backpack on her back! She is SO cute! And……I have to say…….she is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!! And no, not even her former fake shapeshifted forms could EVER come close to the beauty and magnificence of who she really is! Thank you for the wonderful letter, Commander, and I can't wait for you to write to us all once more! Have a wonderful day!
Sincerely:
The King of The Lil' Helpers – Paul
P.S. – HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! According to a certain Pandaran Winter Reveler (I forget his name), he told me that in his culture, he and his fellow friends and family members dress up in their most formal of outfits and they go to shrines in order to pray and get the blessings of their ancestors. I was truly inspired by this, and I don't know where a Pandaran shrine would be, so…….I have decided to put on my formal suit and pray at Ibelin's grave. It's NOT a shrine by any means, but…….I don't know where I would find a cemetery/shrine in the area of either Lunarfall or Stormwind. In any event, you will know it's me when you see me wearing my High Society Top Hat, Gilnean Noble Vest, Paladin's Gauntlets (of course), Black Tuxedo Pants, Sabellian's boots AND white socks! Oh, and I'm also wearing my briefs lucky underwear! Hopefully, I get Ibelin's blessing! Man…..I really hope I'm making sense right now, I have difficulty writing letters and whatnot, but…….one more thing: My wife and I want to wish you and your spouse, "Crazy Linda," a wonderful and Happy New Year! By the way, my wife and I LOVE her new golden hairstyle! It's really epic!
Well Done! I hope this makes it to the bald one, I believe it to be worthy.
Okay, hilarious and inspirational: instant subscribe.