Ah yes, the classic “D&D players are horny” 🙄 while completing disregarding lore.
Don’t do the whole “I don’t use the prewritten lore” argument because this post is making broad generalizations and the basis for most people would be what’s in the books, not because they’re running the Forgotten Realms, but because most people are not out here rewriting the lore for every single class and subclass
I'm running a campaign and one of my players made an entire character around the whole "Bard seduced a dragon bit". I assumed his stat roles would save me but… 18 in charisma. With a kobold stat boost to make it a nineteen.
I love how people who make posts like this just CANNOT be bothered to read the class description before spreading such an idea and then it gets people to repeat it because those people can't read either. Then all of those people get mad at anyone capable of reading for doing something straight from the class description and try to gatekeep what the lore (they've never read) says.
How do I know they didn't read it and this isn't just me being the gatekeeper? Because the origin of the class is in the opening line of the description. If you can't make it that far, well… ya didn't read it. 🙄
The only sorcererous origin thats a direct bloodline are dragon, and possibly divine (and even then they dont need to be genetic. Dragon sorcerers can get their powers from consuming dragonblood, and divine soul sorcerers can just be blessed with power).
The theme of sorcerer isnt birthright. Its innate power. how they get that power is usually environmental (lets be real, if you were born a sorcerer and had your powers from the start youd definitely be above level 1).
npc: “man, fu*k these dragons”
bard: “y’know that doesn’t sound like a bad idea actually”
People know if there is a hole, there is a goal~
All I am sayin is, the thigh suffocation would be supreme those who agree
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Hey some of those dragons know polymorph and they be looking fooiiiiinnneee in their human forms
Ah yes, the classic “D&D players are horny” 🙄 while completing disregarding lore.
Don’t do the whole “I don’t use the prewritten lore” argument because this post is making broad generalizations and the basis for most people would be what’s in the books, not because they’re running the Forgotten Realms, but because most people are not out here rewriting the lore for every single class and subclass
Hell yeah, degeneracy!
I'm running a campaign and one of my players made an entire character around the whole "Bard seduced a dragon bit". I assumed his stat roles would save me but… 18 in charisma. With a kobold stat boost to make it a nineteen.
The twist of the century
King: "awe bard your back from slaying the dragon"
Bard " Oh,…. you said slay….."
A dragon is pretty much a lizard with wings and is still an animal so no I would not have sex with one 😅
Sorcerers is just Greek mythos with less deadlines consequences and the off breed get all the benefits
So every sorcerer should be able to multi class into bard because of their other heritage.
Don't forget the fae! That's a huge portion of the fucking. And zombies, grave sorcerers are a thing.
. .have you seen the atronachs from Elder scrolls?
And fey! Pretty confident there are a LOT of wild magic sorcerers born from an exciting romp with fairies.
I love how people who make posts like this just CANNOT be bothered to read the class description before spreading such an idea and then it gets people to repeat it because those people can't read either. Then all of those people get mad at anyone capable of reading for doing something straight from the class description and try to gatekeep what the lore (they've never read) says.
How do I know they didn't read it and this isn't just me being the gatekeeper? Because the origin of the class is in the opening line of the description. If you can't make it that far, well… ya didn't read it. 🙄
HAVE YOU SEEN DRAGONS, FAE, ELEMENTALS, DEMONS, DEVILS AND ELDRITCH ENTITIES THOUGH
To be honest dragons are hot. Literally and physically 😂❤
This just got worse and worse as it continued
Og someone make sorcerer in someone old bard find out bard been partying your dad both you didn't even know lol😊
The only sorcererous origin thats a direct bloodline are dragon, and possibly divine (and even then they dont need to be genetic. Dragon sorcerers can get their powers from consuming dragonblood, and divine soul sorcerers can just be blessed with power).
The theme of sorcerer isnt birthright. Its innate power. how they get that power is usually environmental (lets be real, if you were born a sorcerer and had your powers from the start youd definitely be above level 1).
My great grandfather was blessed by a unicorn I don't know why everyone called him gay he just really liked fifi
Don’t assume a dragon in human form didn’t tell someone they wanted to f them, you going to say no to a dragon!