Russ was the most lovable bully ever lol imagine not laughing at someone’s joke so they knock your ass out wake you up and be like you didn’t think that shit was funny? Lol
Unless it's new, I never noticed the book source in the corner. As one who's been trying to collect Warhammer books where he can, I greatly appreciate you sharing where these funny stories are coming from 😌
I can only imagine the despair he felt when he woke up and looked around at the state of things. Im working my way through the heresy atm and cant wait to read more about that when im done
Remember how Guilliman had that one pack of Spacewolves that Russ sent to keep an eye on him? Have the Space Wolves done that again in the 41st millennium? It would be cool if they did that again for "old times sake"
I like to think Guilliman knows he needs to use all the things he learned from his brothers to have any chance at fulfilling his goals by himself. The good and the bad.
Imagine Russ tried it on Dorn. In the lore I think Dorn has a little bit of a sense of humor (if it exists it’s very small) but I doubt he would find Russ amusing. But the wall that he is Dorn would probably not even flinch if punched
Russ: I knocked you down why don't you laugh? Guiliman: Funny brother lucky I do not get mad though. Russ: Mad? What will change if you…. Oh fuck ok calm down brother! BROTHER!!!!!
Note: the correct answer to "Do you think asking me multiple times will get a different answer?" is: "Sir we are the living embodiment of the obstinance of mankind in the face of incomprehensible odds. What do you think?"
Russ was the most lovable bully ever lol imagine not laughing at someone’s joke so they knock your ass out wake you up and be like you didn’t think that shit was funny? Lol
Just a 10,000yr old demigod-nerd remising about the one time his brother gave him a noogie
Unless it's new, I never noticed the book source in the corner.
As one who's been trying to collect Warhammer books where he can, I greatly appreciate you sharing where these funny stories are coming from 😌
Russ: We are the Cusp of Galactic Dominance brother, lighten up. Laugh
Robert: We are still at War a Brother. We are the Cusp but not yet over it. There will be time for pleasantries once this War Ends………
Whorus: *LOUD HERESY NOISES*
Russ giving Big G a wedgie isn't something I thought I'd be imagining today
Dude actually honestly misses his brother… kinda nice to see these parts of the primarks
Aw, Leman loved his little brother
Even Primarchs have their moments they took for Granted.
Russ would never have allowed Prime Arnus in his chapter. And he would slap Rowboat any day of the week
Russ would full on do what Bobby said. Then declare a drinking contest. Until the custodian learns to laugh.
Lmao I literally just finished this conversation
Poor Custodes just doing their job. Walking behind the general and whispering "you are only mortal"
So… there's still no update at russ' status in a proper lore setting, right?
"Why are you not having fun? I specifically requested it!" (Russ after decking Guilliman)
I read the words on the title card as "The Dentist" at first and was actually curious where the hell this would go.
"He did it to me once" 😂 such sibling thing to say tbh. Like he's telling a younger brother about his experiences with the oldest brother
I can only imagine the despair he felt when he woke up and looked around at the state of things. Im working my way through the heresy atm and cant wait to read more about that when im done
Just once 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok to b fair
I told a great joke
Russ was literally the "What did the five fingers say to the face?" kinda jokester I see.
Remember how Guilliman had that one pack of Spacewolves that Russ sent to keep an eye on him? Have the Space Wolves done that again in the 41st millennium? It would be cool if they did that again for "old times sake"
Someone misses their bully big bro
I like to think Guilliman knows he needs to use all the things he learned from his brothers to have any chance at fulfilling his goals by himself. The good and the bad.
Russ, punching a custodian into the floor: "This is the part where you're supposed to laugh!"
Does a Caustodian stand a chance against a primarch?
What are you…. try to get him study math ?
Imagine Russ tried it on Dorn. In the lore I think Dorn has a little bit of a sense of humor (if it exists it’s very small) but I doubt he would find Russ amusing. But the wall that he is Dorn would probably not even flinch if punched
Russ: I knocked you down why don't you laugh?
Guiliman: Funny brother lucky I do not get mad though.
Russ: Mad? What will change if you…. Oh fuck ok calm down brother! BROTHER!!!!!
I think Russ and Vulkan would've gotten along swimmingly if they had the time. Roughhousing and punching each other, only to end with a brotherly hug.
Brig brother behavior is good and alive in the Grimdarkness of the far future.
Robert Angryman is one of the scariest characters in the 40k verse
Russ just feels like a frat boy to me and I love him.
Tell. Me. The Tale
May be a dumb question but I’m new, are custodians as strong as primarchs?
The more I hear about Guilliman, the more I think that fanart of him looking tired smoking a cigarette, is actually canon.
I'm so used to war and death talking about Warhammer that sometimes I forget that there are nice moments even if in this grimdark universe.
Guiliman really is a G. Every interaction he has like this is weirdly wholesome
I mean thats excactly waht russ did to the lion but the lion is just to autistic to understand that russ was just having brotherly fun
Pretty much every youtube short featuring Guilliman involves someone mouthing off to him and him putting them in their place. 😂
Where does the art from this thumbnail coming me from?
Tbf Primarchs and Custodians are technically brothers as they're both from the Emperor's geneseed.
Old man guillieman lol
Another reason I don’t like the grand majority of custodies
I love how Guiiliman of all Primarchs could see the sense of humour in Russ lol. He's gone up in my estimation for that.
Looking down at a Custodian.. Sometimes I forget just how much bigger the Primarchs are compared to literally anyone else
10/10 voice acting
Classic brotherly bonding.
godblight my beloved
Leman Russ punchline… Literally a punch
Note: the correct answer to "Do you think asking me multiple times will get a different answer?" is:
"Sir we are the living embodiment of the obstinance of mankind in the face of incomprehensible odds. What do you think?"